Laura & euna : Stupid journalists

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IN A SECRET AND SURPRISE STATE VISIT TO THE CAPITOL OF NORTH KOREA, EX-PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON (HILARY’S HUSBAND) AND NORTH KOREAN LEADER KIM JONG-il (THE DEAR LEADER DUDE) MET. THEY EXCHANGED A SOME GIFTS AND AGREED TO RELEASE THE TWO BRAINLESS JOURNALISTS (BTW – THIS PICTURE IS ONLY FIFTY PERCENT CORRECT BUT WHO CARES ABOUT TRUTH AND JOURNALISM)

"SHE DID SAY THAT THEY TOUCHED (TRESPASSED) NORTH KOREAN TERRITORY VERY, VERY BRIEFLY," LISA LING TOLD CNN.

PART OF THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, IS MADE UP OF A RIVER, SO STEPPING ONTO NORTH KOREAN TERRITORY WOULD REQUIRE A BOAT AND SOME PLANNING. JOURNALIST WOULD NEVER PLAN TO STAY “VERY, VERY BRIEFLY”, ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE FOLLOWING A STORY. IT’S BLATANTLY OBVIOUS LAURA AND EUNA ARE LIARS.

I THINK SHE WON A LOT OF HER CAPTORS OVER. SHE HAD SOME REALLY LOVELY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO WERE WATCHING HER. SHE MEET WITH KIM JONG (THE DEAR LEADER DUDE) AND EVEN THOUGH THEY COULDN’T SPEAK TOGETHER, THEY DEVELOPED A SORT OF STRANGE KINSHIP. "IT JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER!," LAMENTED LING. "FIRST, IT WAS THOSE NASTY GUARDS. THEN WE GOT TO SHARE OUR CELL WITH AN OLD PERVERT! I SWEAR, I LIKE HEARING THREE-WAY OVERTURES..."

THANKS TO THESE TWO STUPID CRIMINALS ONE OF OUR MOST ADMIRED PRESIDENTS SAT AND SHOWED HIS RESPECT TO KIM JONG IL (THE DEAR LEADER DUDE). LAURA AND EUNA ARE BOTH A DISGRACE. THESE TWO CRIMINALS DESERVE NO MORE SYMPATHY THAN ANY OTHER CRIMINAL.

WHAT DID EX-PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON (HILARY’S HUSBAND) HAVE TO GIVE TO KIM JONG (THE DEAR LEADER DUDE) IN EXCHANGE FOR THE TWO REALLY STUPID CRIMINALS?

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