A serious rabbit related offense !

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Some harebrained people are obsessed with rabbits.

Authorities said a woman obsessed with rabbits is in trouble again: In violation of probation terms, she was found holed up in a hotel room with more than a dozen rabbits.

Officers said they had to break into the room Tuesday and found eight adults and half a dozen baby rabbits, one dead.

But she was already on thin ice for much more serious rabbit-related offenses…

She was arrested in 2007 with more than 250 rabbits in squalid conditions. In a plea deal, she was forbidden to have animals for five years. Before her conviction, police said, she broke into a holding area to retrieve her rabbits. Four months after the plea deal, she was sent to jail for three days for having a rabbit.
She was charged with one count of Felony Having A Rabbit.

Here is how her latest arrest played out:

Police: Ma’am, this is the Hare Krishna police. Please open your door.

Miriam (the woman): Oh hello officers, What's up Doc?

Police: Just a routine check-in. What’s that smell in here? It smells like cedar chips and rabbit poop. Have you been using rabbits, ma’am?

Miriam: Oh no, that’s the old Miriam. The new Miriam hasn’t done rabbits in months. Rabbits don’t even do it for me anymore.

Police: Do you mind if we have a look around? [opens the closet door. Rabbits.]

Miriam: Those aren’t my wascally wabbits! I don’t know how those got there! I’m just holding them for a friend!

Police: Ma’am, you have the right to remain silent-

Miriam: The fuzzy rabbit dealers, man, that’s who you want, I just got messed up with the wrong crowd at the White Rabbit Cult!

Miriam: Come on Floppy! [Tries to grab rabbit, as police struggle with her, but rabbit turns away, as if to say, "I'm sorry."] Floppy, what the… Floppy, you f*cking snitch! You know what happens to f*cking snitch rabbits, Floppy, DO YOU KNOW?? I swear to God I'm going to get the wraskly rabbit!