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Old 08-14-2009, 02:17 AM
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Talking North korean beer: Low proliferation risk


After a hard day of sabre rattling and annoying the world with a nuclear arms program, there is no better way for North Korean cadres to relax than with a cold beer.


It is readily apparent that the Kim Jong iI (Dear Leader Dude) needs some help with the concept of capitalism. If you are going to promote a poor quality beer you need scantily clad beer ladies to keep the attention of the average beer drinking dude. The smiling waitress in traditional Korean garb is boring and lags way behind the rest of the world in sexy beer commercial imagery.


Kim Jong iI (Dear leader Dude) likes to recount North Korea's quest to produce beer. The story begins in earnest in 2000 when he started talks with Britain's Ushers brewery about acquiring its Trowbridge, Wiltshire plant that had ceased operations. The North Koreans took apart the brewery that had been producing country ales for about 180 years, shipped it piece by piece to Pyongyang and reassembled it under the banner of its Taedonggang Beer Factory.



Kim Jong iI (Dear leader Dude) said the brewery is a favourite project of the ruling communist party, whose members can afford beer and will make sure the factory receives all the ingredients it needs


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Old 08-15-2009, 11:17 PM
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Cool sarah palin : beer ad

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It is readily apparent that the Kim Jong iI (Dear Leader Dude) needs some help with the concept of capitalism. If you are going to promote a poor quality beer you need scantily clad beer ladies to keep the attention of the average beer drinking dude.


SARAH PALIN BEER ADS : Taedonggang Beer

The above link is funny. i have had a little bit too much fun today.
Therefore, I am going to be a lazy dude and just post the link

enjoy!

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