Spam and Homeland Security

[GOODSTUFF]

The Ballad of Jed Spampett

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
Poor white trash, kinda crazy in the head
Then one day as he was shootin, at some food
Up from the ground came those cans of blue

Spam that is
Pink and sweet
Mystery Meat

Well the next thing you know, he could feed the clan
When out of the woods popped a Hormel man
He said Spamabama is the place you oughta' be
So they loaded up the truck but only got to Antrey

Hill folks that is
Make you squeal!!!
Bubba ville!!!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his clan
And they would like to thank you folks for chockin'down that Spam
Your all invited back 'ere morn to this localaty
To take a shot and see if ya got a case of dispepsy

[GOODSTUFF]